Asgardians don’t know about Beyoncé.
#this just occurred to me#like Thor is watching tv with Darcy who is watching random music videos#Who Run the World starts to play#and Thor is like#’Who is this fierce warrior? She leads her troops in a such rhythmic way.’#Darcy’s like#’ Holy crap you don’t who Beyoncé is’#she plays all the albums in her itunes and let’s him watch the Super Bowl performance#and Thor’s mind is settled he must go to a concert#long story short Beyoncé is the first Migardian singer to perform on Asgardian soil#spoiler alert: she’s a huge success#spoiler alert 2: Asgardians are like ’ HOW DID WE SURVIVE SO LONG WITHOUT THE SONGS OF WARRIOR GODDESS BEYONCÉ???’#spoiler alert 3: Sif plays ‘Who Run The World’ as she dives in to battle with her all female army’#’ IN THE NAME OF BEYONCÉ!’ she’ll scream#’BEYONCÉ!’ Sif’s female army will yell back (via ororosmunroe)
A hunting trip with the Winchesters doesn’t go quite as Sherlock expected
So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..
"my ass"open 24 hours
the single greatest moment of the series
Tyler’s response to a young girl when asked if he would take off his shirt. (x)
a little love story about mermaids and tattoos
RELATIONSHIP FUCKING GOALS
you’d wanna end up in prison with your ex and cheat on your fiancé with them?
If my fiancé was a dick and my ex was alex vause then hell yes
Spooning another heap of Chunky Monkey into his mouth, Steve remembers how soft Tony’s voice was when he said he’s never felt this way before.
He’s kind of glad he only heard Tony say all those things and didn’t see his face, because if he did, Steve thinks he would be remembering his expressions and trying to imagine them being directed at him, and Steve’s already reached dangerous levels of pathetic without delving into creepy territory.
Someone knocks on the door, and Steve sighs, pausing his TV. “Go away,” he yells, and then unpauses it. The laugh track runs, and Steve chuckles halfheartedly along with it, because he’s having a good time, damnit.
Steve is fine.
Ugh. No. I don’t want to do four and a half hours of German lessons today. I want to stay in bed and cry because I am so exhausted and I miss England.
This is an interesting read….
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